AU in which Blaine’s suicidal, lost his memory, has cancer, his father is abusive and an alcoholic, he had a car accident, he’s bullied, he’s blind and deaf, brain damage because he can’t clap, AND MUCH MORE!
you forgot drug addiction
you forgot werewolf
plus he has one of those super-irritating hangnails that snags on everything, then he burns his toast, and then there’s this bizarre accident where a million staple guns go off at once while they’re pointed in his direction and then he falls in a vat of lemon juice.
*tears up list of crack prompts*
also he’s dead
but alive too he’s trapped not being able to properly die or in purgatory or smt
(Source: andersonhummels)
